Samples

I haven't lost interest in all the drug and cycling stories yet. Reading this book reminded me that I allowed the samples that I gave last year, at the NORBA race, to be kept for eight years for testing purposes. I wonder if they're being kept at the UCLA Olympic Analytical Laboratory? If so maybe I can swing by Westwood and visit them once in awhile.

A & B Samples

New tests won't come up with anything of interest in my samples except perhaps caffeine...Red Bull is good! If something like testosterone was found in my samples I'd have to come up with some slightly more creative reasons as to why I might have a use for it.

Top 3 reasons why testosterone might be in my A & B samples:

3. The guys on the team told me I was getting saddlebags.
2. My doctor told me that it helped get rid of man boobs.
1. The family jewels were shrinking at an alarming rate.