New tests won't come up with anything of interest in my samples except perhaps caffeine...Red Bull is good! If something like testosterone was found in my samples I'd have to come up with some slightly more creative reasons as to why I might have a use for it.
Top 3 reasons why testosterone might be in my A & B samples:
3. The guys on the team told me I was getting saddlebags.
2. My doctor told me that it helped get rid of man boobs.
1. The family jewels were shrinking at an alarming rate.